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The Kinsey Sicks Present...

Quarantunes album cover artwork featuring The Kinsey Sicks

Quarantunes

A Dragapella® Odyssey

2020: The year we avoid contact!

The Kinsey Sicks were poised to reprise their run for President in the hit show, Electile Dysfunction, with performances scheduled across the United States throughout the year. Instead, a pandemic got out of control, shows were canceled and Angel, Trixie, Winnie, and Trampolina were sequestered across the country. Left to their own demented devices, The Kinsey Sicks turned their energies to creating brand new Dragapella® ditties, outrageous videos, and now give the world an album they desperately need to endure these unprecedented times: Quarantunes!

AVAILABLE ON CD and for DOWNLOAD!

“Best Humor Album (runner up)”

— 2021 Contemporary A Cappella Recording Awards

“ Quarantunes is top-notch progressive parody”

— Recorded A Cappella Review Board

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Quarantunes - CD

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2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they Read more

2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

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We love our new, glorious cartoon caricatures (designed by our very own Trampolina!) so much that we couldn't wait to slap it on as much stuff as possible. Celebrate our latest album, Quarantunes, with these trinkets, tchotchkes, and T's carefully curated to show off our beautiful album art! 

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This album debuts 16 new tracks in The Kinsey Sicks' signature style of razor-sharp original songs and ruined beloved classics with parodies of The Beach Boys, Bette Midler, Simon & Garfunkel, and even Gilbert & Sullivan! Quarantunes also debuts the group's newest demented darling, Angel (J.B. McLendon) to torment your ears. Founder Benjamin Schatz, who recently retired from touring with the group, continues to write for The Kinsey Sicks and has penned parody and originals songs for Quarantunes.

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    Let It Go (An Unpresidential Parody) 2:31
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    Which Side Are You On? 3:29
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    Tomorrow 2:19
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Music videos from Quarantunes

 Quarantunes  FUN FACT: The music video for "The Sound of Sirens" has reached over 785,000 views on Facebook.

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